Please Stand By

We interrupt this broadcast to move to our Ranchito in Arkansas. Transmissions will recommence when we get the office and gunshop/workshop set up again.

Hasta Lasagna,

Michael and Tish

Time = Money

Which would you rather have; a giant house and stuff that you spend your life to pay off, or a simple house with your loved ones and time to spend together? I can tell you which answer your credit card company wants you to choose.

My 9/11 Remembrance

 To honor the heroes and victims of 9/11 I'm going to eat pork, drink alcohol, look at pictures of nude women who aren't my wife (and yet still treat my wife like my equal and partner), and make fun of Allah. I may, if I'm feeling especially patriotic, French-kiss a man. In short, I'm doing everything that Al-Qaida hates. Let's Roll...

Update: 
2:30PM  Eating pork rolls and worshipping Fat Buddha! Take that, Al-Qaida!!!